Jokes! Warcraft Master history and his skills to use master

 1. Conjure Water Conjure Food and inventors: Ronin.
As the alliance against the Burning Legion's expeditionary force commander, the birds do not lay eggs in the plains of hell fire, how to solve the problem of food and drink will be the first issue, early Ronin noticed that, when he sent out the spies return to stand in the Southwest of that large number of reptiles, the Ronin was overjoyed, and immediately led coalition troops killed a large number of hungry in the past, of course, a group of soldiers starved to death in the tragic way, So far you can go to the southwest in the way that the alliance starved souls, stop moaning hungry hungry ah. However, Ronin arrived there, found Kargath has been there six stack sets up a bonfire Although Ronin on Kargath hated, but he destroyed allies such things usually do not. because more and more soldiers die of hunger, and Ronin decided to face the wall ten years, but three days later he was out of customs Every morning after the ...
time, Ronin will stand under the tower in Honor Hold, screaming: , teams of female soldiers were carrying Union neat bread and water, his face filled with a happy smile into the cafeteria, many armed with knife and fork, like hungry wolves like men staring at their breasts, ready to be swept away . from sunrise to sun set, Ronin has been rub rub ah, ah, the magic from the magic muffin mountain spring water, Ronin skills by leaps and bounds, and finally realized the Master the ultimate esoteric: Magic snack, spread the news , all the Union soldiers and cried: commander, chef since he was converted after the record plummeted League team battles, so he cries from the heart: We have affordable Blessing of Wisdom! However, he left a hand, he believes that the ultimate esoteric, the hearts of mankind through the experience needed to master, he put a spell Cheats spread to every corner of the planet, so, the Master in the history of the arrival of the darkest periods: the , pull a table! the test, so every morning, Ronning led the congregation in the league all the bacteria Master Male Female dry lined up in front of: the head! So, he is not a person in the rub, not a man! this moment, water and ice magic spell croissants soul fit, to create a magical masterpiece delicious snack!
2. Great Basin (commonly known as: Yan violent patients), inventor: the shadow of Medivh.
stature every 10 sectarianism wretched and touching on the human form of bio-old male boss for some that take liberties with the Opera House balcony, the first time they are shouting : matter has been before his eyes, ah Akira Akira, the shadow of Medivh anger, and he began rubbing, piece tilting began his lengthy speech, has let the wretched people of 10 headache, as the shadow of Medivh the same, that 10 people did not care what it says, but why would he want that for so long? In the time it is not finished, Medivh's shadow, could not: seconds, but why do you go on, all 60 seconds, and I wait any longer! echoed: , even some who have waited for the Master can not even 1.5 seconds, but also put forward a large basin set any gas, the more change out the weaker, really Turn of the Screw, ah, everyone knows, is the essence of the Master sing ah sing, in the singing, let rivals up in smoke . HIV-continent has given endless disaster, he also bribed the BLZ-house design staff, because he clearly felt that a person can not sing to deal with a large basin to prevent him from opening the portal and the Black Dragon, Bronze dragon hybrids attack, the contract is as follows: To enter the KLZ (Note: Medivh's former home) was Medivh's signature jersey, you must first enter the Caverns of the dragon to help him withstand the 18 hybrid wave attack, of course, BLZ not will suffer, he must rely on Medivh to increase the visibility of his ticket sales, so, BLZ added a pre-terms: To help Medivh withstand wave attack of 18 hybrid dragon, you must be at least patronize BLZ s three amusement parks: Maze, cellars and prisons. Dalaran in decline consortium will not miss his former director of the water, so the terms on which they add in front of a pre-terms: To patronize BLZ s three amusement parks: Maze, cellars and prisons, must be at least two locations visited Dalaran Medivh's former home wine cellar ......< br> 4. Polymorph: sheep, pigs and turtles, inventors: I do not want to disclose.
This will be the Master of the most important magic! But obviously too naive, so Dalaran always disdain to use Grand Master, it will not say the name of the inventor, however, As has the most potential Dalaran mage Kel'Thuzad to say: When Kel'Thuzad help but sigh and said: The rub, do not know how long to rub, the guests finally leave, I do another thing, I say Then open the capital cities should be required of the portal. At that time copies and JJC is so far away, like Dalaran as far in the practice. When I learned the Transfiguration after all not the same, carrying Kel'Thuzad beginning major advance copy, into a copy of the captain exclaimed excitedly: br> 5. refrigerator (commonly known as: Ice Block), inventor: Lich King.
BLZ announced when all the FS can learn refrigerator, almost all non-ice have cried, excitedly spread the news, but as The inventor of the Lich King does not think so: time, met a beautiful female mage, that moment, his soul was shaking, his determination, she is the love of his life, however, in exchange for some time, she was dead, the Lich King distraught He mastered the frost she taught him magic, do not die trying to create a coffin to hold the ice broken her beautiful body, but he was wrong, and he was frozen in the moment shouted: give their own use! skills into the Master Manual. Lich King Arthas found, against the Master of the King of the Hill skills manual says, King replied: first seen that, squatting outside the railway subway Fort gear that dwarf peeping female passenger, he can continuously refrigerator, but that was before things BLZ caught. so ah. He pointed to the Lich King, Most, like me is a stick on the planet, so the same world people do not spray, ah, I was a small service area M FS days high, thanks to you two years ago here, and wish you all soon end of the stick life.
6. flash, inventor: Maiev. Shadow Song.
fifteen thousand years ago, an egg or Illidan. a storm, he relied on the old ���귨���Dark Elf boss is a long-term good and decent in the Black Sea coast along the molested girl, do not know how it reached the ears of the Warden Maiev, just as the HIV-continent the most beautiful old woman, how can these junior rampant So he brought a bag of knives away to Ben Black Sea coast. One day, an egg as usual, off the coast of the black marching his split step, suddenly attracted by a beautiful figure, look at sections stature is coming, Mature? great! dimensional one, Qiqiaoshengyan: Germany bathed in soft moonlight, Weiyi arms in an egg, an egg and said with deep feeling: Tyrande gentle pointed at the lower lip in an egg, Although an egg on Tyrande devotedly attached, but he remains determined to dedicate themselves to the Moon. However, in the night since he blind, he's eager to tell the full anger Tyrande the news, he saw Tyrande is said his decision against Malfurion, Malfurion strange smile and said: He pushed to the brink of collapse. Now, this old thing was the old woman even hook up again, an egg BIU of a mana burning the past, been Maiev easily escape, followed by a green light from an egg crotch passing, but fortunately, an egg quick reaction, he suddenly flew overhead, three white, an egg drop out of a da back of the head cold sweat, on the brow, Batui to recover. nowhere to walk a very insignificant eggs, each time will be next to his thigh Flying drifting ...... Maiev unparalleled pursuit on its own technology, can always find a wherever he goes whoring egg capsules, but always catch him, and she Heart of a meter, why not jump, but by learning what the dead blind split step out, Maiev went ahead, jump practice day and night . Finally, one day after she was some distance sprint, a jump, a full 8 yards, , a thigh lift of eggs, the pace can not help but messy, Maiev immediately near to a jump, three crisp Daoguang fly flat out, In the back of the head, One of the realm, so to get a new name, called Flash (Note: WAR3 in the Chinese translation for the flash is actually a means), an egg is also trained to dodge 70%. They later tracked a planet. here The briquettes Legion Lord of adults sitting in Brokeback Mountain Behold the cliff with his sweetheart in chatting. an egg crotch felt the wind, quickly flash to the man and the woman side, that Little Lover sickle the green, said: word, his eyes sent out a light, a strange turn, life and the two knives robbed in the past, a side roll, messy hair, split step to continue marching. there Maiev not Shazhu car, was an egg to the playing, and yelled out: You do not frame! Otherwise, like the blind man is dead kill the landlord, the former lord is dead in the hands of the landlord, but also because I heard no gray stickers affixed to see. surprise, given the major adult leaders issued a ultimatum, asking them to make sure the end of three hours to arrive in the beta the other camp, the main city of Ironforge and Orgrimmar. As the first HIV-continent's most beautiful girls in the line of natural, Miss Jaina , but she was quite unhappy, it began a large-scale storms. A war of a Tau man first to be poured, and he immediately points to the top of AH shouted: !, M B, ; Diaopai! Diaopai, get me ......towels whirlwind rushed over to the open sprint, Yam said not to know better to casually said one, down one.
Jaina found herself exactly is this group of powerful storms brought BL shower, she discovered that updated versions of Warcraft, mm changed the sun, talent did not add! yo, out of a 41-point talent. Brush the Austrian point of 40/21 ice good talent out of the piercing and strengthen the storm, in order to succeed in her dirty laundry, she asked them to use a storm to cool cool, has quietly moved into the top circle of storm to the bath edge of the crowd.
A man fighting back angrily then take a look around, screams the voice, ears. Troll C was laughing FS frozen male orc thief male B, epigenetic wind, storm out of you, go to hell rub! 6666 ah me, second I have more. > Male War Tau A: resurrection out shaken shouted: too, I saw a column of water powered shot from between her legs, I have to lie. A:
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8. the water element, the inventor: Antonidas.
since their other half in five hundred years ago, hung up after Antonidas has been pinning its hopes on the Jaina their students who, alas, Xiao Nizi chosen to run card your mother staged a new base in mainland China, Loyalty to himself so many days in Las sea, until one day, he whim, , can not help but swallow of water, This side of call day and night When he finished, the two are at war, this divided into Dalaran two factions, one supporting the elderly fall in love, by the old FS composition, one group against the FS composition of the younger, of course, opponents have a reservations: the same age who do not oppose free love.
make unremitting efforts, Antonidas finally created China's first HIV-powered upright liquid, which was born the first thing that sprayed Antonidas face, Anthony Das As always this free distribution Antonidas fresh water, so residents in the South China Sea, has set a very high prestige, so he can not embarrassed to enter the South China Sea, so, his courage, he roared out: really stopped, Antonidas heard people come, have come up with pot Bozi lined up in the town, but found more Antonidas behind a valet, so very polite, without any intent to that Da Water said: ! Hello! The guy who scored that people carrying things, the big Antonidas embarrassed and immediately said: sent back to the neck a group Kul Tiras.
stared at da water, silly children Antonidas still furious with an evil thought arises spontaneously: .. !
three years later, it powered the water did not grow, which makes his revenge plan dragged on, Remember, if not successful, I'll just labeled as mud! room, and then release it! very wet fart very strong and will Antonidas Zhenfei fell to the ground, bleeding Antonidas tin, froth at the mouth, depressed and eventually ......< br> Transfer from: NGA